legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

image

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legalwifi:

literally me

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homeruchan:

I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about social justice

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Anonymous said: so you would spank your child? violence is never the answer to solve a problem

queencityconfidential:

If you put your child in time out you can guarantee they’re laughing at you

partymanyeah:

what i leave at sperm bank

partymanyeah:

what i leave at sperm bank

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  • Men: Not ALL men.
  • Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.
  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now